I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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