Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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