You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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