your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
is it fun? or sober?
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