What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
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