Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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