and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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