I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I have aggressive nipples.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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