He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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