That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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