I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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