9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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