just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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