i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
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