I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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