It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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