just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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