Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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