What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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