Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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