in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
i used baking grease as lip gloss
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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