If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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