I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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