If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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