Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
she peed on how many people?
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
