I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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