is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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