hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
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