going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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