she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
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its like you know when i get waxed
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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