I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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