How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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