I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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