whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
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