ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
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