Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
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