How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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