I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Randomize