Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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