He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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