I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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