My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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