u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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