the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Randomize
