you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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