if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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