i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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