Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
So I just went to clothing optional bar
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