Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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