Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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