He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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