bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
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