I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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