Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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