I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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