Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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